The Dough Man



The dough man is coming, the dough man is coming!
Lock up your flour, sugar and Pam!
He’s not going to leave without dough in his hand!

The dough man is coming, the dough man is coming!
He once was sane, happy and kind
But large piles of dough have altered his mind

The dough man is coming, the dough man is coming!
He’ll laugh at your cookies and put salt in your coke
He’ll hoot at misfortune but will scoff at your joke

The dough man is coming, the dough man is coming!
Nothing will stop him or slow down his shames
Except eighteen hours of video games

The dough man is coming, the dough man is coming!
Lock up your flour, sugar and Pam!
He’s not going to leave without dough in his hands!


-Peter Brown 2006


I'm sure to catch some heat from posting this picture

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

How you feeling today Peter? Time for a vacation maybe..........

-Your sister

kludge said...

LOL....maybe that's not a bad idea.

Come on, do you expect me to belive that you've never had a crazy man in your kitchen, with a wad of dough, heralding your doom?

J Crew said...

that looks like a totally normal picture of Mike.

kludge said...

I can't imagine the payback I will get for this one.

Anonymous said...

I don't think you really want to know the honest answer to that question........... - Your sister

Patricia said...

That's hilarious!!! Leslie & I are still laughing...although she agrees the payback going to be good.

kludge said...

We should buy some security cameras for the house!

brad said...

whoa...

kludge said...

be afraid...

Justin said...

This is my first time here.
uh...WOW!

kludge said...

Justin-

Thanks for stopping by.

This might not be a 'good' example of my normal posts... Today is a loopy day.

MTonks said...

I have no idea what to even say...

SJ said...

This made me laugh and laugh!

kludge said...

Sorry Mike... When I saw it sitting there in my camera I almost died laughing. I had to do it... the dough made me do it!

Ando said...

Don't you know you can't do this kind of thing to Mike. He will come back at you 10 fold. Beware. Be very ware.