"What is this?"
"What about this?"
"Now, this one?"
"What do we call this thing?"
"How about this one?!"
Is it just me or are half of all kitchen utensils called Spatulas? What is that all about!? How many different items are so unimportant they all get the same name. What someone just spent?
"Okay, were almost done here today, lets see.... we'll call this a bowl, that thing over there a knife. But we'll spell it with a 'k' to drive everyone crazy. Okay that leaves us with this... I was thinking 'colander' or we might just lump it with the sieves. What else?
"We haven't even gotten to the utensil drawer."
"You're kidding me!? How long have we been at this?! Okay you know what...everything in there is a...a...spatula!"
"All of them?"
"You want to stay here all night, or head home?!"
"How do you spell that?"