Very good! Best ones:6, 11, 13, 15, 16, and 19Especially the tan one and the coffee one.
I may be just a lowly Tech Support Monkey but DAYMN if that doesn't apply! Well, most of it. Just a few alterations and it could be my list:Swap coffee with ED and Red Devil, lose the Christmas card - the aggravation just isn't worth the job security... :P Calling tech support is not only admitting you are fallible but worthless as well - since you probably already know more about their product than they do. Oh yeah, and walls - walls are what makes a prison. Walls are definitely Not Nice. Walls contain inept end users and suck the life out of you. Freedom may not be safe but beats indoors any time.Also, I never remember to use that strong magic-line, damnit. (Two weeks ago I fixed something and explained to the user what I did. Today I hear the user had complained I hadn't even explained what I had done. Why do I even bother...?)
"I send Bill Gates a Christmas card every year. Poor code pays my mortgage."WORD!
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