20 Stupid Ways To Lose Your Keys

Baking them in a pie. (Lasagna, Casserole, Etc)

Putting them in the Salvation Army bucket with your spare change

Letting your toddler pay with them

Throwing them away with your empty coffee cup

Walking away leaving them sitting in plain sight on the bank counter top

Returning them to a department store with your other exchanges

Accidentally dropping them public porta potty (buy a new car. It's not worth it)

Having them eaten along with your hand by an angry crocodile (tiger, hippo, polar bear, whatever)

Dropping them on a sandy beach (you'll never see them again. I promise)

Dropping them into the sewer grate right outside your house (done this one)

Flushing them down your own toilet

Sealing them up in a computer case (Engine block, patients stomach, etc)

Dropping them under the seat in a movie theater (or similar black hole like the clothes dryer)

Giving them away in the pocket of donated clothes

Dropping them in the ocean (bay, river or killer whale pool at Sea World)

Leaving them on the seat of the taxi cab in Australia that dropped you off at the airport

Going for a walk with them in your pocket and arriving back home without them

Giving them in a rolled up newspaper to Mr. Henry Potter

In the garbage disposer (technically, though, you'll still have them)

leaving them in the door of your house at night and not finding them in the morning

Letting your wife or girlfriend keep them safe for you