Never read the ingredients.If you want to know what’s in a hotdog, it’s not your type of food.Never read the nutritional information.Who needs loose fitting pants when you have hotdogs?Buns, relish and mustard are just extras, not necessities.Extras are nice when you have them.Some extras are better than others.Cooked or uncooked, it’s your preference.Preservatives taste great.Even a bad hotdog is better than the alternative. No hotdog.Eight is never enough.Since hotdogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8, 40 might be the perfect number of hotdogs.Thankfully there is no shortage of hotdogs, so you can always buy more.Not everyone likes hotdogs. This means they won’t eat yours.Chili and cheese go with everything. Hotdogs are not above the law.Putting cheese inside a hotdog, means you had to remove some of the meat. This is never an acceptable practice.There are no extra hotdogs in the package, every hotdog has a purpose and should not be dismissed as an extra.Hotdogs shouldn’t sit alone in the refrigerator for too long. It makes them feel unwanted.No hotdog should feel unwanted.There is always room for one more hotdog.Feel free to add your own revelations.
9 comments:
The girls love hotdogs. I have to be at a baseball game to want a hotdog. They aren't my favorite-I'm one of the people who would give their hotdog up to you!!!
There is nothing like a hotdog at a baseball game. I don't eat them often, but when I do - I definitely try not to think about what might be in them. Fun post to read!
Yes - Michelle has done well with the blog graffiti!!!
The only thing better than a hotdog and potato salad is 2 hotdogs and potato salad
WSC-
Deal!
Being where you are... have you ever tried a Chicago style Dog? (pickles, tomatoes, good 'snap' and so forth)
Just curious...
SJ-
I love a sausage hotdog at a Giants game! GRUB!!
I find reading the ingredients used to be a good deterrent to eating them...
...I believe I've grown callus.
J Crew-
NO DOUBT!
...or 3
...or 4...
At one time I did like hotdogs and ate them. Second grade I had a terrible experience. I was given a burned, nasty hotdog to eat at school. I didn't want it and threw it away. My teacher took it out of the trash and made me eat it. No more dogs entered my mouth for at least 10 years. I do eat them once in awhile but only as a last resort.
Sarah-
That's horrible...
..you threw a hotdog in the trash!! :)
I can see why that would put you off, sounds like the teacher might have been a bit overbearing!
aint nothin like a hot dog! (elvis preseley voice to the tune of hounddog)
Post a Comment