20 Signs You're Addicted To Caffeine
You get a headache if you don't have caffeine every dayYou've never skipped a day to find outYou have a 23 second attention spanYou have a monogrammed coffee scooperYou never speak in complete sentencesYou sleep 3 hours every night, whether you need it our notYou have a Mt. Dew tattooYou run everywhereWalking makes you nervousActually, everything makes you nervousYou have more coffee mugs than platesWorkers at the coffee shop, start your drink before you order itYou've never met a double-shot of espresso you didn't likeYou drink French Roast to come downYou don't do instantIf you ever did, you would never tell anyoneYou buy your weekly soda supply at the warehouse storeYou love bromated vegetable oilYour leg involuntary shakesYou just spent the last 16 straight hours gaming and you still feel awakeOriginally posted on
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10 comments:
Wow, maybe I need to start drinking coffee! It may help me get through my crazy days when I need energy. If only it tasted better.
I hate coffee. My solution? Sugar-free energy drinks. :) Not only do they contain caffeine, but also taurine and guarana! Which is nice.
...The only downside is that the bloody things get pretty expensive after a while. :/
WCS-
The means are not as important as the end. I know lots of caffeine addicts who don't like coffee.
Say hello to, Dr Pepper, Thai Iced Tea(super sweet caffeine kick!) or even Sunkist(Honest!),
Never heard of thai iced tea, I'll have to try that one. I'm not a fan of the carbonated drinks either...I guess I'm picky! :)
Tony-
Whatever works for you! have you seen caffeine powder?
Now even your kalakukko can have kick!
It is so sad that I can't do caffeine - - - makes my heart race - which is sad - I love Dr. Pepper :(
Hi. My name is Jason. I am addicted to caffeine.
It all started one frosty morning in 1996. . .
"You have more coffee mugs than plates"
That's me. But I drink tea from them :)
Luckily you cant in trouble for Driving While Caffeinated, or half the workforce would be shaking nervously in a holding cell.
I drink about 5 energy drinks a day. Wouldn't say I'm addicted, but definitely should cut down
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