20 Things I Learned From Spicy Foods
Hot does not mean spicy.If its not spicy its just gruel.Habanero, Thai Pepper, Serrano? Decisions, decisions, decisions.Enjoy the burn.Hot sauce is the new beige. It goes with everything.Mild? I don't understand...The tongue is evil and should be punished.How much hot sauce? How much is there?Yes, I have seen an empty bottle of Tabasco sauce.I like my food like a battlefield. Bathed in red!Jalapeños, are for cooling down.No Regrets. You did. You pay for it.Restrooms fear the sound of my nameHeartburn is fleeting and the cold sweats will pass.Extra spicy means you won't have to share.Trust me, I know what I'm doing!When in doubt, add another pepper.Dinner? A bucket of Buffalo wings and a tall glass of blue cheese dressing. Done.Ice cream chasers, anyone?If you're not sweating it wasn't spicy enough.
7 comments:
As I was reading this, I was thinking of the buffalo wings :)
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UMMMM! Buffalo wings!
Most of this list is too extreme for me. I wrote it for another blog, but thought some of them were worth reading!
I do NOT share your love of hot, spicy things. Mild sauces make my nose run and my eyes water. Normally I can enjoy about 1/2 of a bufflalo wing and my mouth is burning so much I want to run out the door. Your comment that if you get extra hot you won't have to share is true with me. Enjoy the burning!
Erin has a friend who is a biology major and they did an experiment and have found out that people who love spicy food have very few taste buds. You can do the experiment at home. I can't remember if the die sticks to the taste buds or your tongue, have to verify that, but that is why you can tolerate the spice, NO TASTE!!!
I think that even though I am not a "hot" food person, we all need to do the buffalo wings sometime this summer - - -
Ummm...I'm not to big into spicy food. I have actually gotten better at salsa, but I can't do too much of it, especially now. :) Never tried buffalo wings but from what I've heard, they can be intense!
TOTALLY! If I'm not crying then I don't even want to pay for it!
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