20 Reasons I'm Never Giving Up Coffee

Coffee shops smell good.

Coffee helps me wake up.

I need something to add my three teaspoons of sugar to everyday.

I like holding paper coffee cups. It makes me feel important.

I'm supporting employees with families. It would be wrong to suddenly cut off that support.

It makes work slightly more bearable.

Hot coffee in a cup is an excellent hand warmer.

Coffee stains on your notes make you look like a dedicated worker.

What would I do with all my coffee mugs!?

Coffee breath keeps office lurkers at bay.

Is it illegal? Does it hurt me? Then why would I give it up!?

I like frequent trips to the restroom. It gives me a sense of purpose.

Good coffee taste great.

Bad coffee is better than no coffee.

One word. Mocha. Hello!?

It's got it's own cake.

People don't bother coffee drinkers early in the morning. They know better.

Everyone needs one vice. Coffee is mine. Well...one of mine. Well...the one I'm not giving up!

If I can pay $50 for a tank of gasoline, I can afford $1.90 for a cup of coffee.

When Starbuck takes over the world, we'll all be required to drink it anyway. Why wait?