Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.
1Here's one to get you started:
"I don't care if you thought it was an Ewok! You blasted that poor womans poodle!"
2Here's one to get you started:
"No tech would return to the dreaded wiring closet since Jimmy had gone missing two weeks ago!"
Stuff I've found this week:
Where did this come from? I have no idea...