20 Things I Learned From Coffee
You can't do it on your own.Never skip a day.Quitting is for losers!You can't have just one cup.Time passes much slower after your fifth cup. Has it only been 3 seconds!?Good coffee is worth waiting for.Even a bad cup of coffee is better than a good cup of anything else without caffeine.Remember, water is for bathing, coffee is for drinking. Never confuse the two.Happiness without coffee is a lie, don't be sucked onto the trap.Never chat up a coffee drinker before their first cup. It won't be pretty.When in doubt, add another espresso shot. Yes! I do like the jitters!!No I can't focus for twenty minutes on one thing! Hurry it along!Hot coffee, warm coffee or cold coffee. It's not important as long as it's caffeinated.Decaffeinated coffee is about as useful as slacks at a pig farm.Go ahead, I dare you. Try and touch my coffee mug. You'll only do it once.Coffee tastes better out of your favorite mug.Instant coffee is the unnatural work of a supreme evil. Avoid it at all cost.Real coffee cannot come from crystals. Never refuse free coffee.
7 comments:
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the extract of coffea arabica that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking is a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Nice post, couldn't agree more with any of the points.
I so miss coffee - - - - and this post confirmed it - - - I am really praying that after pregnancy, my love for it comes back!
I am becoming a huge fan of frappucinos, particularly the cafe vanilla and the coffee one with that crazy name that I don't know.
Coffee is for the weak.
You are one caffeinated blogger! :-)
Here's one: A day without a cappucino is like a day without sunshine, only worse.
"Coffee tastes better out of your favorite mug." - so true ;)
Coffee Coffee I love you so,
You Make me smile, you make me glow,
My nerves don't like you but what do they know.
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