20 Things I Learned From Mondays

Mondays stink.

Mondays were, are and forever will be.

No one likes Mondays.

Anyone who does like Mondays are soulless undead or managers and therefore don't count.

Never ask anyone how they are doing on Monday.

Everyone is allowed to complain on Mondays.

Never try to complete an urgent task on Monday. If Monday finds out you'll be sorry.

If Monday's got you marked, you're done for.

No one ever beats Monday. Ever.

Somehow there always seem to be more Mondays than Fridays.

On Mondays, it's alway your fault, and there is no way to fix it.

Anything that was just a slight irritation on Friday always grows to an unbearable vexation by Monday.

Calling in sick on Monday only means more trouble on Tuesday. Mondays cannot be avoided.

Monday will never forget what you're due.

If Monday were a person it would be a crazed traffic cop. Not really evil, just too powerful, and highly vindictive.

Knowing that Monday morning is coming has a way of ruining Sunday nights.

Tuesday is one of my favorite days only because it's the point at which Monday is the farthest away.

If you did anything useful on Friday, you will have to do it over on Monday.

Monday loves to see you sweat.

In many places Monday is considered and dirty word and shouldn't be used in polite company.

Monday should never be approached with out coffee.