20 Signs You're A Star Wars Addict

  • You can spend the day in hours of conversation with nothing except lines from "A New Hope".

  • You've accually tried this.

  • Your life sized Boba Fett cutout will always have a place of honor in your bedroom.

  • Regardless of your wife's protests. All your dinner ware is George Lucas approved Star Wars merchandise.

  • You try to use the force on a daily basis. "Is it flowing through me yet?"

  • Any day, you expect the remote to move while you're sitting on the sofa.

  • You own a lightsaber...and a backup one just in case. You've been thinking about getting a tertiary one. You can never be too safe.

  • Even though you're 31 years old, you still have Star Wars themed birthday parties.

  • Your dogs name is Sebulba.

  • You have a set of Star Wars PJ's and a Han Solo blanket

  • When "The Phantom Menace" came out, you dawned your Star Wars PJ's, took your Han Solo blanket and slept all night in the ticket line.

  • The next day you wept till sundown.

  • Even though you hated them, you still own all the Star Wars prequel films.

  • You KNOW *Han Shot First!*

  • You've defended Hans ridiculous "Kessle run" claim to more than one person. And you accually convinced them!

  • Your jeans have Corellian Bloodstripes sewn onto the legs.

  • You can beep and whistle like R2D2.

  • You own this poster.

  • You wrote this blog post.

  • You need help... Please get some.

    Anonymous said...

    Am I your muse now?

    I won't reveal how many of these apply directly to me. That'll be our little secret, right? RIGHT?!

    kludge said...

    It's okay... All your friends know, and strangers don't care. Besides, I though you might like the links!

    If it really irks you though (which I doubt) you could retaliate with a Star Trek flame post!

    Boston Love said...

    I think it's time for an intervention.


    Jason Michael Parrish said...

    I've always had this vague suspicion that when God is finished making the new heavens and the new earth, somewhere out there in a galaxy far far away there will be a planet of ewoks waiting to be discovered and that we will have the technology to go see them on vacation.

    kludge said...

    Boston Love-

    No Doubt.

    kludge said...

    Jason Michael Parrish-

    That would be awesome!

    Anonymous said...

    I would glady oblige with a Star Trek flaming, but I don't know enough about it to do it right. Which I guess is the truest evidence yet that I am not a full-fledged geek.

    kludge said...


    Well then, I might just have to flame myself...

    ...Seems kinda sick really...