Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Caffeine Shower Head


The Caffeine Shower Head© is here! Tired of waiting for your cup of coffee to wake you up each day? Sick of stumbling around the house as your java cools? Bored with the novelty of the Caffeine Pants? Always on the lookout for the new and exciting? Well, your wait is over!

A new product from Really-Alert is here! The Caffeine Shower Head©!

The Caffeine Shower Head© works through a patented process crafted by highly educated engineers at Really-Alert! They call it a collaborative effort of over five years of research and development. You can simply think of it as magic! The real answer would probably scare you anyway. Know that The Caffeine Shower Head© has been tested on plenty of helpless animals and very poor student research volunteers! The caffeine is absorbed directed into your body as you get clean.

The Caffeine Shower Head© delivers over 20 milligrams of caffeine every minute. The average cup of coffee is about 150 milligrams, you don't need to take a long shower to get a good dose of 'Good Morning!' See the below chart for a useful guide of suggested caffeine absorption!


Order Now! The Caffeine Shower Head© might just be the greatest invention in history, or the platform for the largest class-action lawsuit this country has ever seen! Only time will tell!

Order yours today!

9 comments:

Sarah said...

I think it's about time to quit the caffeine and get some serious counceling.

kludge said...

Sarah-

Only if they have a caffeine couch!

Ando said...

Has this marvel been tested in conjunction with caffenated soap?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/

kludge said...

Ando-

I think I'll have to adjust my chart...

... about six minutes of exposure, before possibility of death.

J Crew said...

Dew they have Mt Dew shower heads

kludge said...

J Crew-

That sounds kind of sticky. Think of all the bugs you'd attract, and how your clothes will adhere...

...I think you'd be better off with the raw caffeine! But if you want...

jenylu said...

I was going to say maybe you should just get more sleep, but then how would pump out all these posts? Guess you gotta keep the caffeine flowin'! :)

kludge said...

Jenylu-

Powered by clean burning caffiene

I would be useless without it.

Boston Love said...

I like long hot showers in the evening to RELAX. So..I'm going to pass on this one. Chocolate covered coffee beans are still the best invention for a quick shot of caffeine!