The Japanese art of paper folding has been around for centuries. It was originally a novelty of the Japanese court almost a thousand years ago. It has been past down from generation to generation, as an intricate art form involving patience, skill and technique. You decided to buy a book, bring it home and make a brontosaurus in five minutes.
So the first thing you need is paper. No, no, no … put it down … it won’t do. This is special “origami” paper were talking about. Thats right! The fibers were harvested from the pulp of the Crested Thonry Neetle in the south of France, by a tribe of devoted monks. The paper is washed four times in the fresh spring of the monastery, and then shipped out to be dried high atop Mt Fuji. The paper is then cut into perfect squares and packaged for sale in America at twelve dollars a pair. Now not only can you not fold this into a brontosaurus, but you can go broke trying.I’ve read lots of instructions in my time. I’m a geek, I breathe how-to manuals. I can tar, grep, awk, and compile with the best of them. Origami is different. The instructions were dictated in German, transcribed in Greek, and then translated into English by C students.
(Actual directions from our origami book)
- 1.) We begin with the preliminary fold
- 2.) Fold diagonally in half
- 3.) Unfold
- 4.) Repeat (I’m not feeling any progress at this point)
- 5.) Turn over model then turn clockwise
- 6.) Fold in half then unfold (six steps in an I still have a flat sheet of paper)
- 7.) Fold in half, then fold along creases
- 8.) Squash fold the corners (well of course!)
- 9.) Repeat
- 10.) Finish with brontosaurus base
I recall one of my mother’s former employers. There was a plague on his desk that summed this feeling up perfectly. “If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re above average.”
