Considering how few amusing things I've generated in the last 2 months, I thought you all might appreciate something...
Dec 25:
So, everyone's phone is off, I'm standing in the rain locked outside of my empty house with no keys, and I need to use "the facilities". Making Christmas memories...
Jan 2:
I cannot stop overeating. Luckily my pants are now so tight I'm getting light headed and might just pass out. Seems to be some sort of fail safe method...
Jan 3:
I like Lumberjack Games. If more sports had axes and chainsaws, I think I could get into them more...
Jan 9:
I've only had one person ever give me their number and asked me to call them. It was a very attractive man with a pale blue knit sweater tied around his shoulders. I never found out what he wanted....
Jan10:
I'm such a poor speller that Outlook wished to change what I thought was 'inconvenience' to 'incontinence'. I said, "no" as I wanted to keep the email a bit more professional...
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I think that if everyone had to examine their very last Facebook post at any given moment, it would be a very telling experience.
Me, I'm just waiting until they start making movies about people based solely on what they've posted on their social media, and then connecting the dots themselves.
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