The APTICOM forced me to write this note to my co-workers and let them know of it's arrival.
The “APICOM” has invaded us and decided to take up residence in my office. Much is still unknown about this mysterious visitor. We don’t know everything about it yet. For one the APTICOM claims to be terrestrial but this could just be a fiendish ruse. What we are fairly certain of is this. The APTICOM is evil.
If you do stop by and see it, please don’t stare this makes the APTICOM uncomfortable. Make no sudden moves around the APTICOM Do not taunt the APTICOM or call it “vintage” This might enrage the APTICOM. Do not touch the APTICOM buttons. We don’t what this implies to a being such as it.
The APTICOM doesn’t see overtly aggressive but I wouldn’t pretend it to be benign either. So feel free to come by and greet the APTICOM and assure it that we all mean it no harm.
Servant of APTICOM
Hopefully the APTICOM is content with this but I doubt it. I see an alter in the future. Cedar incense, sweet meats and maybe a few intern sacrifices... The age of the APTICOM has arrive. Be afraid.