The Greeks Vs The Geeks
The Greeks are up to their old tricks again... Only this time instead of attacking their arch rivals the Trojans, they're after us. The geeks.
And instead of unloading a pile of heavily armed soldiers on unsuspecting townsfolk, they've buried us in SPAM. Times change. But tactics rarely do.
"SAVE FAT DOUGH ON CELL BILL"
He didn't open it. Get another horse ready...
"Click here. No Greeks in this email"
"Jan wants to be your Facebook friend"
"Really? Wait a minute... [delete]"
Almost got him...
Anyway the gates are holding, but you wonder for how long. Those Ancient Greeks are crafty and virtual horses are so much easier to come by...