Clippings 2

Some more fun newspaper clippings I've found. Definitely worth a few moments of your afternoon...

I suppose this is just very thorough.
Sounds okay to me...
$3.50 reward? Clearly the man did something bad!
Central Heating?!
Sorry for this one...
Oops. Our bad!
The games criminals play...
I can't think of anything that would add to this, gold metal classifieds listing. Pulitzer. Seriously.
Loves kids. He ate two for breakfast!
Clearly the broads just a troublemaker!
Ah. The happy couple.
The food here is so...well flat.