Things That Are Impossible

#54 - Looking tough playing the flute

#78 - Understanding the lyrics to Come Together by the Beatles

#12 - Having any good reason for skipping

#32 - Re-reading a mystery novel with any enthusiasm

#33 - Reading Moby Dick with any enthusiasm

#6 - Believing someone who has to use the phrase, "Trust me"

#15 - Playing Super Mario Bros. without humming or whistling the theme song.

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