Allergic To Cactus

"I'm allergic to cactus."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, it hurts when it gets on me"

"Uh...not to be rude but uh, it hurts everyone. That's why you don't touch it."

"I know, but it's different... it leaves these little circle pin pricks on me."

"Hum. Yeah, okay. You don't know much about cactus do you?"

Seriously though, I am allergic to cactus.

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