One of your best powers is turning into a bucket of water.
You're the female version of a real superhero. She-Thing? Seriously?
You have an invisible jet plane given to you by the Amazons.
You can speak with insects.
You can speak with dolphins.
You're half vampire.
The X-Men couldn't even find a good use for you.
You battle eco-villans and worldwide industrialism.
Your superhero name, chosen to strike fear into the enemy, includes the word boy.
You've got wings. Yeah, with feathers.
Your superpower involves a gun. Come on...
You let your worst enemy's off with just a warning, so they can kill again.
You acquired your powers in the Himalayans.
You acquired your powers from toxic waste.
You have the same powers as a squirrel.
You're big and ugly like the Hulk, but go by the name, Joe Fix-it
You use a bumble bee as a weapon.
You're the 'speedy' sidekick to a superhero that most people have never heard of.
You're an unstoppable orphan alien from a dead planet. You have a messiah complex but a subservient attitude to an over-aggressive female writer with a penchant for finding herself in trouble.
Oh, and you wear your underpants on the outside...
Dear gawd, is there a support group??? I never knew I was a lame superhero.
This reminded me of a Chuck Norris anecdote: "Chuck Norris and Superman got into a smackdown - the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes." I thought it was hysterical and posted to my facebook. Nobody else got it.
Sigh. Probably need a support group for that one, too.
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Dear gawd, is there a support group??? I never knew I was a lame superhero.
This reminded me of a Chuck Norris anecdote: "Chuck Norris and Superman got into a smackdown - the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes." I thought it was hysterical and posted to my facebook. Nobody else got it.
Sigh. Probably need a support group for that one, too.
There must, must, MUST be a logical explanation for the large numbers of superheroes that wear their underwear as outerwear.
Unfortunately, I haven't a clue why.
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It made more sense in my head...
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