20 Signs You're A Lame Superhero

One of your best powers is turning into a bucket of water.

You're the female version of a real superhero. She-Thing? Seriously?

You have an invisible jet plane given to you by the Amazons.

You can speak with insects.

You can speak with dolphins.

You're half vampire.

The X-Men couldn't even find a good use for you.

You battle eco-villans and worldwide industrialism.

Your superhero name, chosen to strike fear into the enemy, includes the word boy.

You've got wings. Yeah, with feathers.

Your superpower involves a gun. Come on...

You let your worst enemy's off with just a warning, so they can kill again.

You acquired your powers in the Himalayans.

You acquired your powers from toxic waste.

You have the same powers as a squirrel.

You're big and ugly like the Hulk, but go by the name, Joe Fix-it

You use a bumble bee as a weapon.

You're the 'speedy' sidekick to a superhero that most people have never heard of.

You're an unstoppable orphan alien from a dead planet. You have a messiah complex but a subservient attitude to an over-aggressive female writer with a penchant for finding herself in trouble.

Oh, and you wear your underpants on the outside...