20 Signs You're Out Of Your Mind

Suggestion by Fernando

You have long conversions with yourself

Sometimes those conversations become arguments

You frequently lose those arguments

Because of this, bums on the street give you change

You spend the majority of your day at a computer manipulating things that don't really exist

You might get fired if those non-existent things were lost

You like the taste of black licorice

You can spell 'licorice' correctly on the first attempt but can't spell 'their' without spell check

You have more than two children

You want to have another

You argue with people about which are smarter, dogs or cats.

You're convinced your dog is smart because she'll chase her tail on command

Right before Y2K you stocked up on canned tomatoes from the store

Because if your alarm clock doesn't know what year it is, you might not be able to buy canned tomatoes

You yell at people on the television

You get mad when they don't do what you tell them to

You actually tell people how you're really feeling when they ask you

This conversation usually last at least 10 minutes

You love to buy items based on the claims of infomercials

You paid for a copy of Microsoft Vista