When Words Mean Other Things

I was talking to a lamp supply store nearby about replacement parts for an overhead light. I was feeling a little strange as the conversation progressed.

"Hello This is Jim, can I help you?"
"Yes I need to get a replacement hickey."
"How big"
"They come in different sizes?"
"There is a wide variance in these things"
"Well I threw my hickey out when it broke"
"How big is your nipple"
"I don't know. Can you tell if I brought it in?"
"We can absolutely fit a new hickey to your nipple."
"Okay I'll stop by tomorrow."
"Just ask for Jim..."

I swear it went down just like this not 10 minutes ago. I'm still blushing...

2 comments:

Tina said...

That Jim, he gets around.

Jason Michael Parrish said...

You can find some pretty good masks at Walmart. You'll have to wait until October though.