Turkey size? Go big.A healthy Thanksgiving diner is a creation of the devil.The table space is precious. Don't waste it on foul food.Stuffing. It's not just a suggestion.If it weren't for family, Thanksgiving would be perfect.You only get one vacation day for Christmas, but two for Thanksgiving.Why? Because your pants don't fit and the management wouldn't approve 'Naked Friday.'After the meal, moving is optionalAny one stupid enough to get up at 5:00AM the next day, can have the deals. I'm sleeping till noon.Black Friday is also named for the death of millions of bathroom scales.Personal trainers hate ThanksgivingFootball cannot be avoided. It's football or dishes, so football it is.Pumpkin pie is horrible. We only eat it once a year so our mouths can forget what it taste likes.Deep fried turkey? It should be a national sporting event!Green bean casserole. See #3Gravy goes with everything.Meat, starch, carbs, starch, gravy, starch. RepeatI see turkey and mash potato sandwiches in your future.When in doubt, add cranberry sauce.Gluttony = ThankfulnessHave a Happy Thanksgiving!! From KludgeSpot
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I'll see to it personally that you get a double helping of green bean casserole this year!!!
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Good luck with that. If I must...then pass the gravy. :)
-watching your, unfortunately, favorite team (Lions) get crushed on national TV, which is expected
I haven't had time lately to read your stuff. But I sure have missed it! I only disagree with one point. Green bean casserole is good. I say skip the steamed broccoli. Also, pecan pie is a must have.
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