Confessions Of A Thread Killer

There's something wrong with me. Stop nodding your head. You have no clue what I'm about to say!

Ahem this is just a short post for a quick confession. I'm an e-mail thread killer. I frequently take e-mails to the place where they die. I have seen the graveyard, and mostly the last responder is yours truly. What can I say, "I am cold blooded killer."

People read my e-mail responses, close their programs, shut off their machines and then burn their houses to the ground. This isn't news to many of you who have been standing there at the pile of burning soot that was your house saying, "How was I suppose to respond to that?"

As an example I will give you my most recent victim. This was an email for an invitation to the pumpkin patch. Those of you who already have seen this, I apologize for the repeat.

Subject: Re: Pumpkin Patch Clarification

I'm a firm believer in the pumpkin patch. I've been using it now for almost 3 months and I have see a dramatic decrease in pumpkin related cravings.

It's saved me thousands on seeds and the orange pant suits I'd been stocking up on! Sure I'll still linger too long in the produce section at the supermarket, or occasionally wonder if, just one pumpkin would hurt... but I've never followed through!

Whenever, where ever. I'm pro pumpkin patch!

-Peter Peter "No More" Pumpkin Eater!

I just wanted to say, "I know. I feel your pain." Well.. Not really. It would be more appropriate to say, "I am your pain". In all honesty, I know that many people do get the joke, and do enjoy it, but are still baffled at a response. For those folks let me say. I'm not going to be stopping anytime soon, and I wouldn't know what to say either!

Kudos to Kim, the lone responder!


Anonymous said...

That is a tremendous response. I say kudos to you sir. Personally though, I use the gum.

Leo and Kim said...

Thanks do baffle us. :)

Boston Love said... regards to the pumpkin patch, all you can do is one day at a time. One day at a time man. Don't leave before the miracle happens, okay?


SJ said...

I have to admit that I laughed and laughed - - - your responses are great -