It happened. sometime between Friday night and Sunday morning. I torn my jeans. Right on the left knee. I had no choice I had to wear them t...

About five minutes ago I had a post idea. I would not say, "My best post" or even "A really good idea" but none the less...

Syadmin Appreciation Day is tomorrow, July 27th. Now I know you are all the type of users who go out of your way to always thank your Syste...

If there's a diving board, some man will try something both death-defying and completely idiotic. If you look around and don't see a...

I love the smell of Sharpies early in the day They sooth my mind and in restful sleep I stay With their scent intoxicating both inviting and...

Need More Laughs? Like Making Fun Of Liberals? Me Too... I'm trying to post a few new funny ideas every week to Conservative Shirt Post ...

Wet Socks. It needs to be addressed, and I doubt anyone else is even thinking about it. In fact I believe that I can state without fear of c...

I have now been driving for almost 14 years. (Having just worked out this figure made all the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.) In ...

Have you ever noticed that when you by a new pair a shoes they tuck the laces in? "Who cares," you think? Here's the deal, th...

I’m a huge Dave Barry fan. Not so much because I think he’s the funniest person in the world (which he might very well be) but rather becaus...