It's five days 'till Christmas The dates almost here With presents and carols celebration and cheer I feel like I've missed it A...

I code. I'm a coder. I have coded. Up until yesterday this would not be true. I spent 3 hours yesterday writing a 10 line Perl script to...

Suggestion by Fernando You have long conversions with yourself Sometimes those conversations become arguments You frequently lose those argu...

"How about what life would be like if we still had to drive horses." -Jason from Puddleglum's Wigwam Honestly Jason, I want y...

Suggestion by Jenylu "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns ...

Suggestion by SJ Do not trust this man. He is a karaoke fool, who in a moment of weakness allowed himself to sing in public. In addition to...

Suggestion by Emberli You believe your cats are people. You have a cat named "Princess Mitsy the 3rd." You crochet them all sweate...

Suggestion by Drama Queen Dancing. Computers make lousy dance partners, unless we're talking laptops, as they tend to be more spry. Yell...

Suggestion by Ando Oh what is the use of the color named puce? So often called mauve But never chartreuse Overlooked and ignored Hardly ever...