Dear Pizza Creator- I wanted start off by telling you that I have no idea where I should be sending this correspondence. It seems that while...

Dear 2009; Yuck. Nasty, real nasty. Yes sir, that really stunk, I mean that was some pretty foul stuff there my newly appointed friend. I am...

Dear Mac User; Let me start by saying don't panic! This letter might seem long, but I assure it is very user friendly. I use easy to und...

Dear Earl of Sandwich- I pray this correspondence finds you well, I suppose it doesn’t truly matter as you are deceased. I wanted to send th...

Dear Toy Manufacturer, Hello. I writing this letter because I need to get something off my chest. Normally I would take a bit of time to inq...

Dear Non-Caffeinated; I hope this letter finds you well, though I have to say I believe that is a false hope. I honesty I’m not sure when I ...

Dear Sales Clerk at Computer Store; I know you must be surprised to be receiving this letter. I would guess you probably don’t get much mail...

Dear HDTV; I just wanted to start this letter by telling you that I wish you well and hope the best for your future. It appears for the most...

Dear 2007; I hope this letter finds you well. I’m sorry we could not get acquainted earlier but I have been busy loafing around after my cel...

Dear Starbucks Coffee Company; I just wanted to mention how much my wife and I enjoy your coffee beverages. My wife and I have been long tim...