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January Pen Giveaway

It's time for another Pen Giveaway! Click here for past giveaway results. I will be giving away another of my cross style pens. This one is made of Brazilian Cherry (Jatoba) and is super slick!



All you need to do to enter is comment below. As I'm still in the middle of my diet, I would love to hear what you all are eating. If it has any meat or cheese in it, you can bet it's better than what I'm eating, or just say hello if that's too much work for you...

Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)



The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday January 29th of all caption entries. The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday January 30th.

  • 3. United States for free shipping. If you live elsewhere and don't mind pitching in the extra cost for international shipping (about $8 I think) I'll totally ship it to you

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Giving Thanks Giveaway

    It's time for another Pen Giveaway! Click here for past giveaway results.


    I will be giving away another of my cross style pens. As past winners can attest, they are quite nice (shameless self promotion) and make excellent gifts. So enter to win and mark a gift off your Christmas shopping list.

    Now for the game...

    Tell us what you're thankful for this Holiday season. If that's too much effort or too mushy for you, then give us your best clean "knock knock" joke.

    Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)



    The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday November 27th of all caption entries. The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday November 28th.

  • 3. United States for free shipping. If you live elsewhere and don't mind pitching in the extra cost for international shipping (about $8 I think) I'll totally ship it to you

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Pizza Pen Giveaway

    It's time for another Pen Giveaway! Click here for past giveaway results.

    Here is the item in question. A Maple/Yellowheart pen. This is a cross style pen finished with a mirror shine.


    Now for the game...

    This is the cover from a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza that I recently consumed with friends. What percentage of this pizza is sausage? Or tell me why you would rather I'd send you a Lou Malnatis deep dish pizza than a lousy pen...

    Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)



    The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday October 30th of all caption entries. The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday October 31st on Halloween.

  • 3. United States for free shipping. If you live elsewhere and don't mind pitching in the extra cost for international shipping {about $8 I think} I'll totally ship it to you)

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Sandy Wednesday Giveaway

    It's time for another pen Giveaway! Click here for past giveaway results.

    Here is the item in question. A mesquite hardwood pen. This is a cross style pen finished with a mirror shine.


    Now for the game...



    I drew this picture in the sand a few days back while at the beach. My youngest daughter laughed openly at my artistry and assured me it looked nothing like what I had planned. All you have to do, is post a comment below of what you see. Or if that's too much pressure, just tell me what your last meal consisted of. Whatever (Even wives of employees can enter...)

    Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)



    The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday September 25th of all caption entries. The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday September 26th.

  • 3. United States for free shipping. If you live elsewhere and don't mind pitching in the extra cost for international shipping {about $8 I think} I'll totally ship it to you)

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 31

    Here are a couple more pictures dying for a caption!!


    Jimmy got the feeling that he MIGHT have been swindled...

    Dan didn't get an invite back to the Hughes house after that. He's still unsure what went wrong.



    Found on the Web:

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 30

    I used to do these every Thursday. Anyone still here who remembers them? Here are a couple to get you started...

    It is strong like the bond between man and lobster...

    I don't know how it started but it end with the phrase, "Hold my beer and check this out..."

    Links:

    Garfield Minus Garfield A bit strange and almost completely useless.

    Savage Chickens. Do yourself a favor and check it out...

    KludgeSpot Giveaway

    I'm bored. I feel like giving stuff away. Anyone game?

    Awesome! As you might know I make pens and things and post them on my WoodMangler site. So I'm going to give away one of my pens.



    In addition I have some money in my Cafepress account. So I'll give away a second prize. A magnet or pin from any of my Cafepress shops.

    So how will it work? Simple enough. I would like a caption submitted for one of the below photos. Or just say hello!





    Here's one to get you started:
    1: "I'm looking for a guy with a bucket of Buffalo wings. Yeah the whole herd just got wind of what's been happening and we are pissed!"


    The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday June 19th of all caption entries. So simply commenting with a caption gets you in. witty, lame or anywhere in between The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday June 20th

  • 3. 48 contiguous United States Only (Sorry, it's a shipping thing)

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 29

    Anyone still here who remembers how to do these?! Here are a couple to get you started...


    Now I see why I got it for such a good deal...


    It was the Hamburgler... I swear!


    It looked better in the store...

    Found on the Internet:
    1.) Mono Face A serious good time!

    2.) Screaming Beans YES!

    Wasting Time

    So.. It seems there is something severely wrong with me. Right. You all knew that. Regardless. I've been watching Star Trek Enterprise for the first time. As I progress through the seasons, I find myself captioning still frames in my head. So... Without further ado.

    My severely altered Star Trek Captions.



    Archer: Oh Great!
    T'Pol: A problem captain?
    Archer: I should think so! I put in my money, pushed A7, and now my freeze dried cheese curls are stuck!
    T'Pol: Captain?
    Archer: Help me rock it free!



    Trip: sigh... Alright Cap'an no one is looking.
    Archer: 'Billie Jean is not my lover ...'



    Trip- guys...there's someone watching us. Fat guy, on the couch, eating popcorn, in their underpants wearing Vulcan ears.
    Mayweather- I'm not looking!



    Archer: What the hell are you doing with my dog?
    Phlox: Pineapple Jello mold.
    Archer: Yum.


    Archer: Where's your other hand?
    Silik: Between two pillows.
    Archer: THOSE aren't PILLOWS!


    wanna play? Startrek.com my username is kludge77

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 28

    Got The Lazy Thursday Blues? Well I've got the cure. It's Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption.

    As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.


    Here's the one to get it started:

    You sold the last tickle me ELMO!?


    Here's the one to get it started:

    When did you say your mothers getting back?


    Found on the Internet:

    KludgeSpot GiveAway!

    My how we have grown. I have the opportunity to do something I've never done before. Give away a free product to a Kludge Spot reader!

    The good folks at CNS Office Furniture have graciously donated a prize to a lucky Kludge Spot reader. What they're giving away:
    Skooba Laptop Satchel:
  • Fits most 17” screen laptops
  • 15+ pockets and compartments
  • Accessory organizer for phone, gadgets and more


  • The CNS website is loaded for bear will all types of office furniture and accessories. They've got a full compliment of computer desks, bookcases, office chairs and travel bags. They also boast a staggering array of office accessories, necessities and more. A veritable office playground of the interwebs. In addition most of the listing I encountered offered free shipping! A welcome break in these trouble economic times. I was generously offered any product within a certain budget to review personally. I instead chose to give something away, because it sounded like more fun!

    So how will it work? Simple enough. I would like a caption submitted to the below photo:


    Here's one to get you started:
    "A ticket for public indecency?"
    "Rules are rules, let out the tights a bit! Look we fined the Man of Steel too!"


    The Game Rules:

  • 1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest

  • 2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday August 2nd of all caption entries. So simply commenting with a caption gets you in. witty, lame or anywhere in between The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday August 3rd.

  • 3. 48 contiguous United States Only (Sorry, it's a shipping thing)

  • 4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.

  • 5. Have Fun!
  • Lazy Thursday Blues: 9/13/07


    "The real trouble with this world is that no one listens anymore!"

    "Lets try and keep it down here people!"




    Stuff I found this week:

    Toast Notes Wild...

    What it will be like living in the futuristic world of 1999. (Made in 1966) - Someone call the Communal Service Agency!

    Are you keeping up with the Commodore? - That kids probably running a small country by now.

    Myth Busters - Bull In A China Shop!

    Lazy Thursday Blues: 8/30/07

    "Never do this!"

    "Terror sale on isle 4! Buy the 4 gallon Terror tub and get the spray attachment for spreading Terror evenly."


    Stuff I found this week:
    Light Saber - The New Household Tool

    This is the closest you can come to being a superhero

    Mario Bro's Cake

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Collection Day

    Or as an old co-worker of mine used to say 'Stuff & Junk & Stuff" Again, feel free to caption the below pics, or just enjoy and clickety click on the links.

    They're going for the newly popular "antiqued' look.



    And the latest craze to hit the street...I've had this shot in my file for months debating whether or not I should post it. Here it is, even though I still have no idea what it is he's thinking. Secondly are those all his and if not, who would willingly put their baby there?




    Hvanig Trbolue Raeidng Tihs? You Shouldn't

    Take 5 and relax... No really, that's all.

    Idiot Test Simple. Right?

    Kittenwar! Like judging cute kittens? ...sigh... I know that some of you are nodding. Well then go nuts on kittenwar! for the rest of you check of the "losingest kittens" section.

    Microwave Maniac Check out the Christmas lights...

    Lazy Thursday Blues: The Return

    So I found some cool stuff in the last week and wanted to share it with you. The below picture is now a personal favorite of mine. Feel free to caption it, or just stare open mouth in amazement that:

    A. Someone would do this.
    B. They would take their picture and post it online
    C. They wouldn't smile.

    That last point makes realize that this person isn't doing this a gag but more than likely to try and communicate with person or persons unknown. Best of luck Earl!



    Stuff I found this week:

    Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

    You Are: Anakin Skywalker- Struggling for self-assurance over hidden angst, you are highly adept and full of surprises. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
    Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?
    Not sure what answers got me this one..


    You Can Get Arrested For That?
    Fishing in your pajamas is illegal in Chicago. Noted.

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 27

    Look It is once again Caption Thursday. Due to last weeks comments I didn't dare skip it again. I tried to find some caption craving captures for today!

    Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.

    1Here's one to get you started:
    "Could this get any worse!! Oh look, a bus is coming..."

    2
    Here's one to get you started:
    Too bad the TV sank, or this would have been perfect!"

    Stuff I've found this week:

    Joystick Remote Yes! I totally want one!

    Acrobots Wanna blow 5 minutes?! Don't forget to rotate...

    Sports Candy Quiz A jock quiz as promised!! I only got #3 and #10 right...

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 25

    Look I'm still here and I'm too stupid to stop doing the caption game! So...it is once again Caption Thursday.

    Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.

    1Here's one to get you started:
    "I don't care if you thought it was an Ewok! You blasted that poor womans poodle!"

    2Here's one to get you started:
    "No tech would return to the dreaded wiring closet since Jimmy had gone missing two weeks ago!"


    Stuff I've found this week:

    Where did this come from? I have no idea...

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 24

    It is once again Caption Thursday. I everyone's captions were great last week! I've got two more great pictures that are aching for your wit. So don't let them down!

    Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.

    1Here's one to get you started:
    It looked like the locals were in for yet another dry summer in Dustbucket!


    2Here's one to get you started:
    If Spot ever let this get back to the guys at the dog park..."


    Stuff I've found this week:

    Common Cents Can you pick the correct Lincoln Cent from the lineup? For the record, I was wrong.

    The Oddest Thing Online? Quite Possibly.

    Pour plaster in an anthill and what do you get? No, I'm not joking.

    This just makes me laugh. The newest Internet joke:

    Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 23

    Well Surprise, Surprise! Look it's Thursday and here we are yet again for another caption day. I'm not sure how much longer to continue these. Are you bored of them yet? 'This is for posterity so please...be honest.'


    Two great pictures for today. Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.


    1Here's one to get you started:
    The newest economy cars really hold fast to the road!


    2Here's one to get you started:
    The new suit sure did fit better, but Superman wondered if catching criminals because they were doubled over laughing was really worth it.


    Stuff I've found this week:

    Jurassic Ken See it through to the end...if you can stand it!

    Unibrow Song A Classic.

    This just makes me laugh :

    Animal Caption

    It's Friday and I'm not in the mood to type. SOOO....
    I'm Extending The Games For Another Day!

    Today is Animal Caption Day! I have some photos that are just begging for some good captions! Have fun.

    #1:Here's one to get you started:
    George's plan to infiltrate the aquarium.


    #2:
    Here's one to get you started:
    A handy tool on any safe cracking job!

    #3:
    Here's one to get you started:
    'Ninja Cat' appears from nowhere to take possession of the ball!

    #4:
    Here's one to get you started:
    What started as a great tool for opening acorns, turned into a bloody battle for supremacy of the oak tree!