I love this. It's NOT political. Just for giggles...
Sandy Pen Giveaway!
The Giveaway is complete. Thanks to everyone for playing!
Last night sucked, and I didn't get to drawing names. This morning I added all the names (two entries for those liking Kludge Spot on FB) to my office coffee mug.
Clearly the winner was KAS Congrats! I'll be sending you out this mesquite pen. Simply shoot me an email (link on bottom right of the main blog page) and I'll get your shipping address.
Thanks to everyone for playing! And don't worry, I'll do another one of these in October or so. It enjoy them!
Last night sucked, and I didn't get to drawing names. This morning I added all the names (two entries for those liking Kludge Spot on FB) to my office coffee mug.
Clearly the winner was KAS Congrats! I'll be sending you out this mesquite pen. Simply shoot me an email (link on bottom right of the main blog page) and I'll get your shipping address.
Thanks to everyone for playing! And don't worry, I'll do another one of these in October or so. It enjoy them!
Sandy Wednesday Giveaway
It's time for another pen Giveaway! Click here for past giveaway results.
Here is the item in question. A mesquite hardwood pen. This is a cross style pen finished with a mirror shine.
Now for the game...
I drew this picture in the sand a few days back while at the beach. My youngest daughter laughed openly at my artistry and assured me it looked nothing like what I had planned. All you have to do, is post a comment below of what you see. Or if that's too much pressure, just tell me what your last meal consisted of. Whatever (Even wives of employees can enter...)
Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)
The Game Rules:
1. No vulgarity. I reserve the right to delete any comment. This will remove you from the contest.
2. Wining. I will randomly draw the wining name from a hat on Sunday September 25th of all caption entries. The winner will be contacted Sunday evening via email, and announced Monday September 26th.
3. United States for free shipping. If you live elsewhere and don't mind pitching in the extra cost for international shipping {about $8 I think} I'll totally ship it to you)
4. Contact. I need a way to let you know you've won the prize. And I'll need your shipping address to send it to you. So sign up with blogger, or OpenID, or something that I can contact you with. Otherwise I'll move on to another contestant.
5. Have Fun!
Here is the item in question. A mesquite hardwood pen. This is a cross style pen finished with a mirror shine.
Now for the game...
I drew this picture in the sand a few days back while at the beach. My youngest daughter laughed openly at my artistry and assured me it looked nothing like what I had planned. All you have to do, is post a comment below of what you see. Or if that's too much pressure, just tell me what your last meal consisted of. Whatever (Even wives of employees can enter...)
Like Kludge Spot on Facebook and you get a second entry in the drawing. (With a qualifying comment below)
More Death Less Caffeine: Revisted
What the hell? First my sendmail box is axed and now my coffee maker kicks the bucket? I mean sure we can manage with a Windows box taking over for smtp functions. We've all adjusted to meaningless event log entries, stupid glurge icons and pointless clicking through Microsoft menus, but my coffee pot? How much pain can one man endure!My wife wakes me up the other morning.
"Hon, the coffee pot won't turn on."
"What?"
"Nevermind. It's fine."
"That's not funny!"
"Well it wasn't working but now it- no. wait."
"Patricia?"
"No. It's off again."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Peter? Are you sobbing over a coffee maker?"
In many ways that coffee maker has shown me more love than most things in my life. It was always there for me. Always cheerful and completely dedicated. No whining, complaining or fiddling. You add some water, grounds and flip a switch. Minutes later, you get coffee. Hello! Here's for a little constancy in the life of a working man!
"It's 8:00 in the morning. I need coffee."
"Beep"
"It's 2:30 in the afternoon. I need coffee."
"Beep"
"It's 1:15 in the morning. I need coffee."
"Beep"
"I love you."
"Peter are you hugging the coffee pot?"
"What?! Oh- Hey hon."
"When was the last time you showed me that much appreciation?"
"Maybe if you had a 12 cup carafe, charcoal filter and delayed brew feature..."
Anyway, for the last 7 years or so my coffee maker has been dedicated to my happiness. So I thought a memorial was in order.
"Where's the coffee maker?"
"I threw it out. It was broken"
"Oh. I was going to say a few words."
"Oh, give me a break Peter..."
Uselessness
20 Signs You're A Lame Superhero
Hammer Time
You will not find this procedure in the manual for the $10,000 Quantum Superloader that up until recently resided in one of the racks of our server room. That doesn't mean it is not an effective means of extraction when the bolt has been stripped and your hand will not fit into the space to grip it. Plus hammers bring with them their own credence and understanding.
A hammer rarely says, "I'm here to negotiate a truce." Even technology can understand that sort of persuasion.
The Quantum Superloader, put up very little fight...
Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 31
Here are a couple more pictures dying for a caption!!
Jimmy got the feeling that he MIGHT have been swindled...
Dan didn't get an invite back to the Hughes house after that. He's still unsure what went wrong.
Found on the Web:
Jimmy got the feeling that he MIGHT have been swindled...
Dan didn't get an invite back to the Hughes house after that. He's still unsure what went wrong.Found on the Web: