I hate the way you drive. It actually makes me crazy. I think you're stupid, incapable and slow. If you are in my way, you are nothing m...

Watermelons had seeds Televisions had dials Streets had payphones Computers had floppies Supermarkets had arcade games Only doctors or...

I just had a very good Monday. I came in to work today, wondering what I was going to be doing, and ended up spending 8 hours shooting troub...

Considering how few amusing things I've generated in the last 2 months, I thought you all might appreciate something... Dec 25: So, ...

Gentle Reader; I received a guest blogging invitation from my friend Andy over at his review blog, Critical Errors . Considering that I ha...

What could be more noble than an ant? What creature could be a better example of what is right and good in the world? What person can not ...

I have been neglecting my blog, not because I have nothing to say, but because I cannot think of anything amusing. The truth is lately I...

As I sit here in my office staring at quad core computers, large LCD monitors, high end speakers, company laptops and friendly office white ...

Wings of buffalo Why do you torture me so? I love to hate you Wings of buffalo When will you ever let me go? My belly begs for death Wings o...