Progress bar, oh progress bar How you taunt at me I wait and watch with faith eternal I pray on bended knee I see you jump from ten to twent...

Confirming what real computer users have all known for quite a while now. Yeah...it's probably just my personal Apple envy, but it's...

If one should visit in my house They might surely hear me grouse For if the televisions on To it I am naturally drawn And for some reason I ...

The best sci-fi alien ever. So I eat whatever I want and I help populate a cute and totally harmless species? I'm in...

Here I sit on a foreign PC looking to fill a gap of time and waste approx 28 minutes and 30 seconds. As I think about it, this is a task for...

Where exactly does that urge come from anyway?

Someone is dying in my office. It's happening just feet from my door and I do nothing. A mans life is slowly slipping through his finger...

"Oh goodie, Peter's typing up another white board druggie post..." "No, I'm serious." "Serious is not a wor...

There is something both productive and pointless about upgrading the IOS on network switches. I know I'm doing something worthwhile but ...

Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs, gene manipulations, chaos theory and screaming. Lots of screaming. I ask you, "What's not to love?"...