Fill it with chips and you've got your own perfect party...

Running just means you get more crap on your back...

As a point of clarification, I believe that more people read this blog on OS X than any other OS. Is that irony or just coincidence? Eithe...

It seems there is a card for all occasions...

Confirming what real computer users have all known for quite a while now. Yeah...it's probably just my personal Apple envy, but it's...

The best sci-fi alien ever. So I eat whatever I want and I help populate a cute and totally harmless species? I'm in...

Where exactly does that urge come from anyway?

Two words, Chick Magnet. Did I mention my poles might be reversed?

Turkey Ham, you can be yourself with me.

Everybody's got their strengths!

I work with a mild mannered software programmer who bears a striking resemblance in name and image to a guitarist from the 80's rock ban...

Beware of simplicity. You might just get burned

Well...this honestly looks a bit interesting.

"No problem sir, it could happen to anyone. Have a nice day." *click* "Idiot!"

Trust me. Robots aren't your friends.. .

"I couldn't agree with you more. Absolutely.

Dude, I'm getting the cleaver...

"Seriously, my brain was trying to save me by setting me free!"

I love this picture. If anyone knows the photo credit for it, I'd love to link to them!

Everyone has class. Some peoples' are just higher than others