20 Signs You're A PC Gamer

You like a good plot line and can appreciate graphics better than console players.

Gaming takes energy. Got Caffeine?

When the game is really good losing track of a number of hours or occasionally days is not without precedent

Save, save, save. It's the gamers mantra.

You can crouch, run backwards while firing and still simultaneously jump and reload

You couldn't use an XBOX controller if your life depended on it

You know what you frame rate is and have benchmarked your system...several times

You've chosen sides, ATI or Nvidia. (And hopefully you didn't pick ATI...)

Your mouse hand can get cold or maybe it's going to fall off. Might want to take a break in a hour or two just to find out.

Farmville doesn't count as PC gaming

Your computer chair is more comfortable then your bed

On occasion computers do crash. It's the price we pay for better selection and killer graphics See #4

Four hours of gaming is just breaking in your chair

If you're an RPG player just choosing the right character can take this long!

There's always time for one more quest.

Yelling at the screen is part of the game

When your eyes glaze over it's time for a Dew break. See #2

Your mouse and keyboard are wired.

When in doubt, shoot to kill.

You fully expect to be doing this when you turn 80