20 Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than A Dog

Coffee doesn't poop.

Coffee will wake you up when you want, not the other way around.

You can bring coffee into any hotel room without extra charge.

Coffee doesn't shed on the furniture.

Coffee won't chase cats. Though you might if you've had too much coffee.

You never have to scold your coffee.

If you get some coffee on your pants, you won't be outcast for the rest of the day.

The best cup of coffee might cost you 6 dollars. The best dog, 6,000 dollars.

Coffee will never chase your car. Though if you leave your cup on someones roof, you might chase theirs.

When you take a walk with coffee, you don't need to bring a plastic bag.

If you French press your dog, you might get arrested.

Coffee can keep you up all night, and there might be barking, but it's different.

You never have to wonder where your coffee's tongue has been.

You can have seven cups of coffee in one room, and not one piece of furniture will get knocked over.

If you're curious what you're drinking, you can read the label, and not smell the cups behind.

You can have your coffee in any restaurant.

Coffee won't beg for table scraps.

Coffee smells good, even when watered down.

If you lose your coffee, you don't need to post a reward.

When you're done with coffee, you can just throw it away.

Originally posted on Legal Addictive Stimulants