20 Things I Learned From Hotdogs

Never read the ingredients.

If you want to know what’s in a hotdog, it’s not your type of food.

Never read the nutritional information.

Who needs loose fitting pants when you have hotdogs?

Buns, relish and mustard are just extras, not necessities.

Extras are nice when you have them.

Some extras are better than others.

Cooked or uncooked, it’s your preference.

Preservatives taste great.

Even a bad hotdog is better than the alternative. No hotdog.

Eight is never enough.

Since hotdogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8, 40 might be the perfect number of hotdogs.

Thankfully there is no shortage of hotdogs, so you can always buy more.

Not everyone likes hotdogs. This means they won’t eat yours.

Chili and cheese go with everything. Hotdogs are not above the law.

Putting cheese inside a hotdog, means you had to remove some of the meat. This is never an acceptable practice.

There are no extra hotdogs in the package, every hotdog has a purpose and should not be dismissed as an extra.

Hotdogs shouldn’t sit alone in the refrigerator for too long. It makes them feel unwanted.

No hotdog should feel unwanted.

There is always room for one more hotdog.

Feel free to add your own revelations.