Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 15

It is once again Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption. This weeks picture makes my stomach ache! I would like to know how far he actually got!

As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.

Here's one to get you started!:
Jacob begins the meal with a few mouth stretching exercises.


Stuff I found this week:

Lawyer humor Actual court transcripts! Here's a sample:

Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

Ninja Mouse So far, I'm absolutely horrible at this one (score=13), but thought some might be better. It's a lesson in trajectory and jumping ninja rodents...