Not Manly. And freaking weird...
Sorry. No dice.
Riding a bear? Possibly Manly. Now if it was alive...
Dude! You rock!! Extra points for the disgraced look of your spouse!
Whoa. Clearly not...
All depends on what happened next but for now... Nope.
Holy fuchsia cape Batman!! No..
This one is up for debate.
Yes. This is definitely a real man.