Look dames, this isn't about you. Many of you are taken back. What? I know that comes as a huge shock as many of you believe the world revolves around your every feminine whim. This week is about men. What men are, what bugs us and what we put up with everyday in a very female influenced world.
So, what does it mean to be a man? I'm not talking about the teenagers and college kids drinking their brains out and womanizing. This isn't boy week. It's man week.
Over the last 100 years men have been made to feel that they are inherently wrong. Just for being able to pee while standing on the side of the road. I think we have suffrage to blame! Giving the broads the vote has been the downfall of our own sex. Now we have to put ourselves down and pretend that we aren't what we are so that they feel better about their place in the world! What a load of crap. I'm not going to apologize for being male. I am what I am. Cope.
At my office I open the door for men. Why? Because the chicks can't have it both ways. They either get mad at me for opening the door because, "They can do it themselves" or they get snippy that I didn't open for them. "Weren't you raised with any manners?" I've never had a man mad at me when I open the door for him. I know he can do it himself! He didn't think I thought he was inferior. And if I don't open it, he doesn't pitch a panty fit about manners.
If you're a girl and want to comment on man week, know that I don't promise to post it. And if I do, I might ridicule you. It's man week. Suck it up twinkie.
I'm also celebrating Man Week @ Fusion Ring